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............... and the joke of the month.

Ten typical features by which you recognize a bad diver:


1.)  Instead of using 5 kg lead he uses 5 kg aluminium, because it is not that heavy ...
2.)  He asks, "Which fin on which foot?"
3.)  His rule of thumb is: 1/2 kg of lead per 1 kg body weight.
4.)  No bubble is ascending faster than him ...
5.) He thinks that buoyancy controll is unnecessary use of air ... (he rather walks).
6.)  He asks, "how am I going to breath now?"
7.)  He puts on the fins as soon as he reaches the car park.
8.)  He pees into his mask and spits into his wet suit.
9.)  He asks, "200 bar? - Where do I have to pay?"
10.)  He asks, "what do I need a jacket for? Looking good for the fish?"